nippled:

people that regularly go to sleep before 10 pm

• ????
• ????????
• ???/
• ??????????????????
• ?
• how

(via this--too--shall--pass)

espeonchan:

it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK

(via pinkypromise-to-be-mine)

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

(via i-have-been-shot-by-you)

rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

(via kelseywillswimtheoceanforyou)

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

(via stuckinherrdaydream)

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

(via funnyasjandra)

nippled:

cause of death: group projects 

(via jarofturkeys)

• Mom: why don't you ever tell me anything?
• Mom: *tells entire family about your problems*
• Mom: *judges you*
• Mom: *Insults you*
• Mom: *calls you spoiled*
• Mom: *says you're overreacting*